Have you ever wonder why would a company gives you annual leaves? Most probably is because the boss feel too pity for your tiring face that you showed to him every 5 times a week at 5pm each weekdays lol.
Somehow, people like me with a work which earn "few cents" more than a SPM qualification kind of clerk never get a peaceful annual leave. You'll get emergency calls from your manager who you can call as grandpa saying that company need cash money urgently and that you are the only one who knows how to use the ultimate "advance" desktop to do the printing on the carbon payment voucher and the yellowish cheque =.="
Erghh how annoying .. =.= now I have to blog using somebody else laptop which belongs to this particular somebody else company @@" which the mouse somehow appears in a red button like an iron nail T.T" let's just put it that I dont know how to use this very advance technology of the millenium and still blog while there are 2 extra eyes peeking on this tiny screen. LoL oh well, the owner has the right , I guess.
Tiring day for a staff who is taking her annual leave and yeah that's me. Pity work life with a pathethic boss and annoying pet at home who see your face like their food bowl.
Adios readers!! signing out from a backache sofa only available at coffeebean miri sarawak.
Friday, May 29, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
"Please use your Coconut" my boss said.
I am able to turn on my personal computer today after I reach home from work,by luck, of course. I suspect that the starter button has broken, but my lizard friend said it might be the graphic card. Oh well, I'll just have to wait for the "doctor" to come and check then. As long as it still can be use, I dont mind much.
So, let me tell you what is up with the title of my blog tonight. I had a meeting with my accounts department, purchasing department together with the financial controller uncle and my new boss. So , while we were discussing some matter about the purchasing departments trying to save a few hundreds bux which resulting in a loss of few thousands. Now, that's not very reasonable isn't it?
Now, my new boss , is not a direct speech kind of guy. He dont really scold you in direct. He speaks in a.. Flowering languange. He said to one of the purchasing assistant, " What would you do if you one day arrived at office and found that you have lost your chair?" So my colleague answer him " I will go around office to look for my chair". My new boss ask again, "What if you fail to find it?". My colleague answer him again, " I would go to my boss and ask him if I can purchase a new chair". " That's right!" my new boss replied him. After that, he said that all purchasing officer should always find another way if the supplier fail to supply them with the goods they ordered. Dont stuck at 1 supplier only. Operations will be effected in a negative way if the same problem occured again.
He then said, " All of you have to learn to carry your responsibility and please use your coconut". Now here, somehow surprised me a while. I actually said in a low tone to my colleague sitting next to me , " A coconut?" and there goes all eyes stared at me =.=" For me, coconut equals to your breast.. How do you actually think with your breast.. Right? No one ever symbolize a brain with a coconut to me and today will be the first time. After that few seconds, I giggled... and giggled.. well, I manage to stop after everyone put their eyes on me ..again. From that moment on, my new boss has new nickname.. "The Coconut"
So, let me tell you what is up with the title of my blog tonight. I had a meeting with my accounts department, purchasing department together with the financial controller uncle and my new boss. So , while we were discussing some matter about the purchasing departments trying to save a few hundreds bux which resulting in a loss of few thousands. Now, that's not very reasonable isn't it?
Now, my new boss , is not a direct speech kind of guy. He dont really scold you in direct. He speaks in a.. Flowering languange. He said to one of the purchasing assistant, " What would you do if you one day arrived at office and found that you have lost your chair?" So my colleague answer him " I will go around office to look for my chair". My new boss ask again, "What if you fail to find it?". My colleague answer him again, " I would go to my boss and ask him if I can purchase a new chair". " That's right!" my new boss replied him. After that, he said that all purchasing officer should always find another way if the supplier fail to supply them with the goods they ordered. Dont stuck at 1 supplier only. Operations will be effected in a negative way if the same problem occured again.
He then said, " All of you have to learn to carry your responsibility and please use your coconut". Now here, somehow surprised me a while. I actually said in a low tone to my colleague sitting next to me , " A coconut?" and there goes all eyes stared at me =.=" For me, coconut equals to your breast.. How do you actually think with your breast.. Right? No one ever symbolize a brain with a coconut to me and today will be the first time. After that few seconds, I giggled... and giggled.. well, I manage to stop after everyone put their eyes on me ..again. From that moment on, my new boss has new nickname.. "The Coconut"
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Why Are You Pretending?
Why are you pretending that you're listening?
Why are you pretending that you care?
Is it because you are afraid you will add more sins in your book-of-life which you already did?
Do you know how hurt is it when I know that you are pretending all along?
It's not that I'm pathethic,
but it's just that I dont feel there is any need for you to act so.
It's like im a dumbass to you , that you need to act like you are so protective and caring to me.
I'm no one to you,
I'm not a world to you,
probably just a dust that fly by you which you will never notice.
True friends are not like that.
If you think you stand as a true friend beside me, guess that you're wrong all along.
Why are you pretending that you care?
Is it because you are afraid you will add more sins in your book-of-life which you already did?
Do you know how hurt is it when I know that you are pretending all along?
It's not that I'm pathethic,
but it's just that I dont feel there is any need for you to act so.
It's like im a dumbass to you , that you need to act like you are so protective and caring to me.
I'm no one to you,
I'm not a world to you,
probably just a dust that fly by you which you will never notice.
True friends are not like that.
If you think you stand as a true friend beside me, guess that you're wrong all along.
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